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The $1.99 Course That
Changes Everything (Kind of)

We scraped the internet, asked ChatGPT, and packaged it into a beautiful course just for you. For less than a cup of gas station coffee.
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"I was broke until I bought this $1.99 course. Now I'm still broke but I learned a lot."
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Why students totally love this course

Constantly Updated by AI and Random Reddit Threads
We don't actually know what's working — so we just ask ChatGPT every week. Feels fresh then it should be.
Lifetime Access (Because We're Too Lazy to Take It Down)
Once you buy, you'll have access forever. Mostly because deleting it later would take effort.
Copy-Paste Frameworks That Look Legit
Templates and checklists that look like someone smarter made them. Just fill in your niche and fake authority.

In This $1.99 Course, You Will Master...

Make Money with ChatGPT (LOL)

We collected 73 prompts that don't make money. But if you're persistent and shameless, you might generate 3 blog posts, 12 affiliate links, and infinite hope.

Dropshipping Mastery (from Reddit, Not Dubai)

Learn how to start your dropshipping empire by reading Reddit threads at 3am. No Lambos, no Dubai vlogs — just practical chaos. Platforms, suppliers, and how to emotionally survive your first refund.

Personal Brand University

Turn your LinkedIn profile into a cult. Write threads on that say "5 things I learned before 5am." Bonus: Canva templates to make quotes you didn't write.

Crypto in 15 Minutes

Understand Web3 just enough to not get scammed (maybe). We'll cover basics, risks, red flags, and how to pretend you're "early" on Discord.

Build a $100k Agency
(In Theory)

Discover the frameworks fake gurus use to make 7-figure claims. We teach how to pitch agencies you haven't started for services you can't deliver. Good luck!

Course Pricing

No upsells. No webinars. No mastermind group. Just everything you probably Googled before landing here.
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Lifetime Access to Guru Greatness
$1.99
one-time fee (we promise)
What's included:
  • ChatGPT-generated knowledge
  • Internet-sourced strategies
  • Zero accountability
  • One step closer to calling yourself a founder
Get Smarter for $1.99
We don't offer refunds — not because we're evil, but because $1.99 doesn't even cover our Stripe fees, let alone our emotional damage.
If you're really unhappy, email us and we'll send you a hug emoji.

Frequently Asked (But Mostly Imagined) Questions

Got questions? Good. So do we. But we answered some anyway.
Yes.
AI-generated, Google-scraped, slightly organized wisdom that you could've found yourself. But you didn't. So here we are.
Because we're not trying to pay for a Lamborghini with your desperation. Also, it literally took 15 minutes to put together.
No. Just a quiet, judgment-free place where you can learn without being sold a mastermind group.
You paid $1.99. If you want it back that badly, you need this course more than we thought.